Let’s get one thing straight – if you expect to survive in the merciless world of bodybuilding and fitness, you’d better become one hell of a hoarder. I’m talking fridge-stuffing, Tupperware-hoarding, prepping-like-a-doomsday-prepper kind of obsession.
While most sane people are getting by with a meager ration of flimsy takeout and frozen pizzas, you need an underground prepper’s bunker of nutritional reserves. That means kilos of lean protein stacked floor-to-ceiling. Enough complex carbs to carboblast for weeks on end. And crates upon crates of fresh, fibrous produce to keep your insides running like a Mercedes diesel engine.
This isn’t about casual eating, people – it’s eating for survival, growth, and sweet, unrelenting gains. Every bite, every meal has to be carefully constructed and mercilessly consistent. That’s the kind of psychopathic approach you need when your main currency is macronutrients, baby.
So toss out those excuses about not having time or being “too tired” to cook. Unless you want to curl up into a weak, scattered mess, recruit a crew and get cracking on an industrial-level cook-a-thon. A couple marathon weekend sessions will leave you with an apocalypse-worthy stash of fuel to power your swole. It’s hoard or be puny – the choice is yours.
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